Kennedy’s Hamster To One Day Continue Kennedy Senate Tradition

After years of avoiding public service 51-year-old Caroline Kennedy-daughter of John F. Kennedy- has announced her interest in the senate seat in New York vacated by soon to be Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

The move has drawn resentment from some who believe that the Ivy-league-trained lawyer and Author isn’t quite qualified for the job. Critics say her last name alone doesn’t entitle her to the position.

Well i’ve got news for all you critics–It does.

They say there are 2 absolutes in this life–death and taxes. It really should be more like 4–death, taxes, the Kennedys having freakish bad luck, and the Keddedys getting whatever political position they desire.

In fact, they feel so entitled that they are starting to roll out their future appointments (calling then candidates would imply that there’s a chance they could lose).

Just this week the Kennedy’s pet hamster Wiggles that once lived with them in the white house during the JFK administration–now age 52–announced that he will be claiming the vacated Illinois senate seat. On his tour of Illinois this week Wiggles brought with him Rev. Al Sharpton to send a clear message that he is a friend of…Reverends.

Wiggles Kennedy on his meet-the-peeps tour.